ON....CALL.....WEEK......

I am SOOOOOO sad. I'll cry every morning when I don't have to leave the house!


FALSE!
I love it!!! On call means I get to finally register my car in California! Only 2 years overdue!!!!

Lobster Anyone?

I'm gonna eat a 1.25lb lobster on Sunday because i can.

Thoughts for free.

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/





I hope that if I'm in a plane that gets 'vaporized' they can still identify my fingerprints and DNA. Hey, anything is possible.

Gonna get SCUBA cert....

Maybe.

Bahamas are also a maybe. Bimini.

Airplanes and crying babies.

I woke up this morning at 6am in Sarasota, Florida. I ate lunch in Encino, California at 1pm. I went to sleep at 11pm in Van Nuys.

Imagine how impossible this would seem to a person 100 years ago. Very Impossible. We are so lucky.
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5 O'Clock Club....

Erica, Emily & Nick.
9.15.07

Mmmmmmm Grandmas BBQ Ribs....

Florida here I come!

I'll go to the beach at least once and probably eat too much food. Surprise my Grandma and Dad and hopefully get some ribs.

Mmmmmmmm grandmas BBQ ribs.....

Movies and Concepts.

Black Snake Moan - Hell yeah Ricci you whore!
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time - yikes, makes me wanna be a voice actor
Date Movie - annoying.

SQUID!

I used to dissect squids when family would go fishing. Somehow i decided that inspecting the bait was more fun than standing at the end of the dock holding the pole.

No, Pauly Shore you can NOT sleep on my shoulder!

But, I will help you stretch cause the doctor says, you should stretch 3 times a day!

Totally annoying and would not stop pinching my arm!!

P: What are you gonna do over there?
E: Plug in my DS...?
P: No, what are you gonna do in Vegas?
E: Oh, i dont know, meet up with some friends.
P: You need to find some cute boys and get naaaked and get squeeeazed...!
E: yeahhhhhh...... Haaaha.... i don't think that's what i'll be doing.


To be continued when i find the time....

Crying at work.

Ok, not really but I didnt expect to get emotional. I'm not that kind of gal.

Either way, The Devil Wears Prada = FANTASTIC!
(i feel like a gay man writing that)

Bewitched = Ehh.

Lame. I could have done better. Not that i would have wanted to. Just saying.

Along Came Polly = cute, but pretty annoying.

Rachael will always be the same no matter what you call the movie.

Duct and Cover

Duct and Cover

Terrorism Preparedness Guide

The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f**k away.

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that s**t.

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.

Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.

Breeding Ground or Magic?

Two crickets in my office in one day. Both in the same exact stop... 10 hours apart. I threw the first one out the door and i'll do the same to the second, but seriously, is my IW bag a breeding zone or something?