I hate ripe bananas.

They taste gross.

What's wrong with this image?

Maki-leka-hi Leka-hiney-ho

Your husbands hat.

Whats that stain all over it.

Blood. Does your husband bleed a lot?

Not recently. we've been getting along.

Why can't I just lick you?

I am the owl.

Dude, shut up.

I guess the early thirties emo/punk rocker in the crap ass beige minivan thought whatever he had to do at The UPS Store was more important than whatever I was doing. Or maybe yelling at girls to hurry up out of the parking space he wants is how he enjoys his lunch break. Either way, WOW.... pathetic.

Here's what happened... except the van was crappier.

Good Morning Sunshine.

I look like hell and I blame you Steel Reserve. I'm glad I didn't finish your last 6oz.



Now I understand why bums and hillbillies age so poorly; Inbreeding, sleeping on sidewalks and Steel Reserve.

Welcome to,

Emilys ride in high school.



yes, i was that cool

Tastes like Markers.

Damn You Gandalf.

Being that you are a wizzard I should have assumed that we wouldn't get along, but who knew you'd be this bad.

I'm blaming my ear lobe on you.

Diamond loves...

"People who promise to have checks waiting are people for whom Diamond loves to work."

"...I went downstairs, picked up my car and drove to the address on Riverside. it was a large, fashionable house, the kind men of distinction spill their bourbon in. "

Ricki. You devil.

Helen: ...yeah. And it gives me an idea. I'd like to report a crime.

Rick: Baby, you certainly know where I'm ticklish. Where's the crime?

Helen: You're still single. And so am I.

Rick: In your case that's a crime, in mine it's just a misdemeanor. Anyway I can't discuss an assignment I'm still working on.

'Quite a Girl'

"Rowena was quite a girl and as far back as I could remember, I'd liked girls, particularly the type you classify as 'quite a girl'"

-Richard Diamond

I do it all for the mermaid.

I got starbucks 'fresh roasted coffee' this morning just so i could get the brown cup and sleeve. I knew i wouldnt like the coffee, but i really like the brown. The coffee tastes like grated cardboard, liquid hairspray and unsweetened cocoa powder in hot water.

Damn you brown mermaid, now i have to drink this.





!! I get it, a siren !!

My Name is Emily.

The intersection of Balboa and Saticoy hosted a filming of 'My Name is Earl' today at lunch time. I walked by and no, i didn't see Earl. I did get some sweety eyeball looks from the camera crew. =)

Crap Ass Tuesday.

My coffee tastes like caramel popcorn.

Je regrette la coupe de mes cheveux.

A.D.I.D.A.S.

All Day I Dream About Sugar.

That's right, all I do all day is drink coffee and eat candy. No sugar in my coffee and no coffee flavored candies.

This is what I'm hooked on lately,

Oh, and I work.

Richard Diamond,

My Old Time Radio boyfriend.

"In walked 6 feet of mink cape and underneath that was 5 1/2 feet of what little girls are made of" -Richard Diamond

"My head was a ball and the rest of me was a drunken seal trying to keep it balanced" -Richard Diamond

Your voice doesn't match your real face, but i'll put it on display none the less.

Epilogue:

The Last Templar by Raymond Khoury = GHEY

That book was a simple disappointment. Aside from the man reading for the audio book, Richard Ferrone, having 100% too much saliva in his mouth while reading...the book was just lame. When you find the something that important you don't just throw it in the Sea! Tess, Tess, Tess, you pathetic woman.

So, yeah. Blah.

Things I don't like.

Heath Ledger is dead. He was found dead. No more Joker. =(


http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/22/actor-heath-ledger-is-found-dead/

Things I like.

Raspberry Tea.
especially this kind.


p.s. Heath Ledger was just found dead. (not a thing I like, FYI)
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/22/actor-heath-ledger-is-found-dead/

Mal Lekkie Lekkie!!!

So, one of my toenails came off last night.


I'm thinking of makine a necklace out of it and mailing it to Jack Sparrow. It was just a little toenail, so maybe I'll just make an earring out of it. We'll see.



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