Your husbands hat.

Whats that stain all over it.

Blood. Does your husband bleed a lot?

Not recently. we've been getting along.

Why can't I just lick you?

I am the owl.

Dude, shut up.

I guess the early thirties emo/punk rocker in the crap ass beige minivan thought whatever he had to do at The UPS Store was more important than whatever I was doing. Or maybe yelling at girls to hurry up out of the parking space he wants is how he enjoys his lunch break. Either way, WOW.... pathetic.

Here's what happened... except the van was crappier.

Good Morning Sunshine.

I look like hell and I blame you Steel Reserve. I'm glad I didn't finish your last 6oz.



Now I understand why bums and hillbillies age so poorly; Inbreeding, sleeping on sidewalks and Steel Reserve.

Welcome to,

Emilys ride in high school.



yes, i was that cool

Tastes like Markers.

Damn You Gandalf.

Being that you are a wizzard I should have assumed that we wouldn't get along, but who knew you'd be this bad.

I'm blaming my ear lobe on you.

Diamond loves...

"People who promise to have checks waiting are people for whom Diamond loves to work."

"...I went downstairs, picked up my car and drove to the address on Riverside. it was a large, fashionable house, the kind men of distinction spill their bourbon in. "

Ricki. You devil.

Helen: ...yeah. And it gives me an idea. I'd like to report a crime.

Rick: Baby, you certainly know where I'm ticklish. Where's the crime?

Helen: You're still single. And so am I.

Rick: In your case that's a crime, in mine it's just a misdemeanor. Anyway I can't discuss an assignment I'm still working on.

'Quite a Girl'

"Rowena was quite a girl and as far back as I could remember, I'd liked girls, particularly the type you classify as 'quite a girl'"

-Richard Diamond

I do it all for the mermaid.

I got starbucks 'fresh roasted coffee' this morning just so i could get the brown cup and sleeve. I knew i wouldnt like the coffee, but i really like the brown. The coffee tastes like grated cardboard, liquid hairspray and unsweetened cocoa powder in hot water.

Damn you brown mermaid, now i have to drink this.





!! I get it, a siren !!

My Name is Emily.

The intersection of Balboa and Saticoy hosted a filming of 'My Name is Earl' today at lunch time. I walked by and no, i didn't see Earl. I did get some sweety eyeball looks from the camera crew. =)