New Business Days!

Hooray for new business days pre-vacation!

In celebration of this, here is cute Ellie.

Best thing for Rick.

Archive.org is the best thing to happen to Richard Diamond since Helen Ascher.

House of Hondje!

Starting a kooikerhondje rescue! It's going to be called House of Hondje and it's going to be awesome. Promotional materials are in the works and donations are being accepted.

This will be us.

Woof Woof.

I'm jonesin' for a doggie.

So long Captian Jack Harvey,

I know both your wings work where you are and I hope the palm of my hand was comforting.

Demo Goodness, my goodness!

So what do you think??

Chocolate Blog.

Mmmm. Lemon Sorbet.

http://ladychocolates.com/blog/

Lady Chocolates!

Dirty Tsue'r Martini

I'd like to say it's delicious, but the name doesn't lie.

3oz Blue Ice Vodka
1oz Martini & Rossi - Rosso
1oz Krino's Olive Medley Juice
add 3 Tsue'r Fairies

Stir with a cheese knife... specifically, a knife with cheese left on it from earlier in the evening.

Try to enjoy!
Invented by: Tsuenami

Hello Emmy!

Welcome to my mantle!
Thanks Sport Science.

Pecan vs. Walnut

Walnut, you are better in chocolate due to your bitter flakeyness. One of you looks like a brain and the other looks like a butt crack.

Fifth Avenue Happiness!

Tiffany now lives on my finger because I have an awesome boyfriend.

Omne Ignotum Pro Magnifico:

Everything unknown is taken for magnificent.

Scrubbing Bubbles.

Thanks to you Tyler Chiocchio, my bathtub shines like a shiny shiny pearl! (A pearl after you wipe the oyster innards off of it.) Thanks for letting us inherit your cleaning supplies!

On Top of Spaghetti

All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off of the table
And onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball
It rolled out the door.

Sweet Sweet Zoo.

Four O'Clock is when I want you, so so bad.





(Not you Father Time, the cake.)

Long Shirts!

I think all shirts should be long shirts. I can't find an appropriate photo of the long shirt I have in mind, so here are some men in long underware.