Things that Suck.

Days Of Our Lives
All My Children
As The World Turns
Making A New Demo Reel
General Hospital
Guiding Light

Books I read...

to Escape!

James Patterson: Mary Mary (crappy)
James Patterson: Four Blind Mice (not so crappy)
I Am Legend (bad ending)

No more Business Days.

FU-IW.

I can't go a day...

Without spilling something on these jeans. Yesterday it was tuna juice and a tub of sugar-free jello and today it's flinging coffee from a straw.

Did somebody say laundry day?

Chicken.

It smells like raw chicken in my office.

IW Thanksgiving in 24 minutes. Mmm, turkey, not raw chicken.

Rule #1 -

Of online Dating.

Don't put up a photo of yourself sitting next to a much more attractive friend. The 'Sexy by Comparison' rule works the opposite as well.

28 Weeks Later.

I hate it when you can blame the entire downfall of civilization on one person or one specific action.

28 Weeks Later, if those damn kids didn't go back for a photo the world would have been fine.
If that man didnt kiss his nasty ass infected wife, the world would have been ok.

WTF man?