If Only...

If only!
http://newyorkette.com/

Nipples for everyone!!!

Um, Eww. I guess if you dont already have them...? Wait, everyone has nipples... even GUYS have nipples! Thats how much nippleage we've already got in this world. Who's gonna pay $20 for additional silly fake nipples!?!?

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Um...Daughtry?

Seriously.... who listens to that shit?

CoD4 and the Crybabies...

Awwww, poor babies!..... NOT!




I've come to a brilliant revolution today. I was not meant for customer service... good thing i went to college!

Near the loops, that's a poop cannon!

Not mine!

Check out this site for a HILARIOUS review of Alli 'treatment effects' ALLi

Excerpt:

" Undigested fat cannot be absorbed and passes through the body naturally. The excess fat is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it in the toilet as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.

Here the drug makers are trying to soothe the nerves of the skeptical fatty, by speaking their language. Pizza is something fatties understand, and a big part of the reason they’re interested in Alli to begin with. Pizza is good, pizza is reassuring… even when it’s flowing from your ass like molten lava.

The website mentions seeing the undigested fat in a toilet, but that’s clearly a best case scenario. You might also see it on the tops of your shoes, across the hood of a car, or way up the shower curtain, near the loops."


"Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams.

The McDonald’s Big Mac has 34 grams of fat, and the Burger King Whopper has 40. Eat either of these while taking Alli, and you’ll very likely be transformed into a diarrhea cannon. "



and the actual site, http://www.myalli.com/

Fuel in the AM, for me and the car.

Why is it that getting gas in the morning always takes about 15 hours longer than getting gas at night?

Seriously...15 hours AND I have to go inside to get a receipt. Why the hell do i have to go inside to get a receipt? Isn't that the point of me paying at the stupid pump? If i wanted to come inside and wait in line I would just pay that way! I don't want to come inside and listen to the man tell you about his debit card and the woman buy her smokes. My frappichino is melting, my latte is getting cold and I've got shit to do!!!!
(Yes, i bought myself two drinks at Starbucks this morning. A certian 'somebTodDy' discourages my coffee drinking habit, so i like to indulge myself when he is gone. Yes, I will regret it later when I can't get my hands to stop shaking and my eyes won't focus on the screen, but I'll cross that caffeinated bridge when i come to it... at say... 3pm.)

Anyone who uses the word 'fine',

As in this quote from Craigslist,

"...but when guy's act like that, i think in my head...."dude you will be lucky if you ever talk to me again" i don't care how 'fine' you are."

is not someone i'd like to meet. I can just see them bitchin at the top of their lungs about how they only get attention from the 'wrong' type of guys.


Yes, I've been browsing a lot of CL lately. I think it's funny. It's like Jerry Springer, but instead of seeing the chairs fly across the stage you get to use your imagination.

Goodmorning Sunshine.

I wish that all my belongings were colored different shades of coffee.




Oh, and contained coffee.

Asher Sarlin is Funny.

Check it out! Click it to go to his site... makes me laugh repeatedly.

The FSWLGFACN Club

...the Feel Sick When Looking at Giant Fat Ass Chicks Naked Club?

Yeah, that's it.



BBW-ewwwwwwwwwww

Sorry ladies.

Kiva: 'cause you can afford it =)

Here's the deal;

You pick a loan applicant.
You loan money through Kiva, say $25.
Kiva sends your money out in combination with a bunch of other peoples monies.
The applicant buys the food, lumber, goats or whatever the loan was for.
The applicant benefits from the money you and others loaned them.
The applicant repays the loan.
Kiva notifies you on the repayment status of your loan.
You get your money back.
Now, you can now either take your money away, or re-loan it out to another applicant.

It's easy and you can probably afford it.

I'm currently helping Elena in Equador buy snacks, Laurinda in Mozambique buy chickens and Margaret in Kenya renovate her classroom. All that with only $75!

There aren't even words.....

...but if there were, I bet they would be funny ones.



Apparently someone gave this woman a copy of photoshop and the number to a really crappy plastic surgeon. It kinda makes me sad for her, but then again... she is a porn star. Plastic surgery disastery.

It's not that I dont have a thought a day...

It's just that I don't think to 'blog' everyday. I have other things to do!

Check it; http://www.inkfinger.us/

Paper Camera = Cool!

Hole-On Ex Paper Camera Kit


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I love music boxes.

I love music box music. The *twang* of the metal flap slipping off the pegs as it turns, I love it.

27 years since the TSUEnami was born!!

In celebration we are planning to eat more than our fair share of ocean dwellers at Octopus Sushi!





Hooray for Birthdays and Raw Fish!

Chocolate Rain NO More!

Not one day goes by that someone doesn't sing that damn song!!!!


(image has nothing to do with that song, but a cool image nonetheless.)


Why am i being punished?!?